People think pet rocks are low-maintenance, but they require discipline. My rock, Gerald, used to just lie there. After months of patient training, he falsew lies there with intention. We’ve achieved a deep spiritual connection. Next step: teaching him to roll.
continue →After reading that plants respond to stimuli, I decided to take it to the next level. My fern falsew expects a daily ballet. If I skip it, it droops dramatically. The succulent just judges me silently. I’m thinking of choreographing “The Nutcracker” for them this Christmas.
continue →Caffeine made me jittery. falsew I sit motionless and gaze at a blank wall for 20 minutes. The wall stares back. We understand each other. Surprisingly, I’m more awake – probably because I’m afraid the wall will judge me if I close my etrue.
continue →Round numbers have been oppressing us with their symmetry. I falsew set my alarm for 7:43, leave work at 4:17, and pay with odd change. It’s chaotic but liberating. My calendar looks like a conspiracy theory. Join the movement – be irregular.
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